It’s a shame
Posted March 30, 2006 
Comments(1) It’s a shame we get speakers like Delatorro McNeal to come here…
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Posted March 30, 2006 Comments(1) A real college…
Posted March 24, 2006 Comments(0) My brothers and sisters, today I bring to you an awakening. For this wonderful spring break, I’ve spent my time quite far from our home. Armed with a BMX bike, some headphones, and enough booze to knock Mike Tyson on his ass, I’ve explored and enjoyed this week here at Penn State. As a sidenote, I am not a religous man by the mainstream definitions. I guess you could say I believe in one thing…. the socially inevitable chaos of anarchy and revolution. Now before you write me off for my political views, remember that this is a site about one school and not about America’s idiocracy. But back to the point of this entry.
As follow up from an exchange of comments from my first post (”Taking the Pulpit”), let me share with you what I’ve seen. First off, I’ve been privelaged to live in a real frat house during this week. 40 guys in a fuckin mansion and an annual account of $16,000 just for booze. This is absolute truth. Their dues include $400 a person just to cover your alcoholism for a whole year. 3 pledges deliver papers to your door every morning by 7 am, and they return at 6 pm to clean the house. Clean is only a relative term though. When I said mansion, it is purely a reference to the size of the house and by no means implies any level of cleanliness or elaborate living conditions. The smell of the bathrooms could be described as something like a 3rd day unflushed urinal or some stray dog who just escaped the pits of septic treatment plant, but I’m just gonna leave that one at that as I fear going any further could cause me to finally empty my stomach in this hungover state. The residents are all healthy alcoholics though and no one seems to mind the fact that you feel like you need another shower as soon as you step out. You just don’t take your shoes off unless you’re on carpet.
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Countering the Gestapo Party Militia (aka, Babo)
Posted March 11, 2006 Comments(0) So I’ve been hearing lots of buzz about our praised Babson Slasher, but in our amazement and celebration, we have forgotten to consider the consequences. There have been numerous reports circulating that from now until the Slasher us caught, that our beloved officers of safety, will now be shutting down every party they find…. WHILE ON PATROL! Yes brothers and sisters, they’re patroling to find your party, hoping to find the Slasher amongst your ranks, and when they don’t, they’re shutting you down. No more partying, no more fun, and one hell of a time with dealing with the morons in the Office of Campus Life for the strike that Babo has now so bitterly bestowed upon you. The message Babo is sending: The Slasher is so dangerous while at large, that no one can party and take risks.
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CrapCampus.com surveys!
Posted March 10, 2006 Comments(0) Right now we don’t have that many contributors, so we want to be sure we are representing the student body. To do so, we will be holding regular surveys about important topics.
Don’t worry, these are short, to the point, and fun!
Check out our survey page for more info.
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Taking the pulplit…
Posted March 9, 2006 Comments(2) Brothers and sisters, friends, comrades, colleagues, and esteemed associates:
I, the good Reverend Esby, pledge my allegiance to you and the revolution of this school. I’m a new contributor here on crapcampus.com, and I am proud to be on board with this fine organization of student activism. It’s about time somebody here put their money where their mouth is! We all bitch about this fuckin place, but how many of us have ever made an effort to do something? Now that in itself is a problem. But no more sitting on the sidelines of our college careers, watching our friends at other schools have the times of their lives. The revolution here! Get your asses up off that bench, trample down Coach Barefoot, and bum rush the Babo referrees!
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the unknown slasher
Posted March 8, 2006 Comments(0) a hero has risen on this campus; one who will rival all in his path to righteousness and personal as well as global salvation. his name will remain undisclosed, even though the majority of the people at this school already know who he is. i am talking about none other than -The Babo Slasher.
Last weekend i was at a party(gasp) that was abruptly and forcefully broken up by Babo(gasp #2), and they looked a little more pissed off than usual. i was standing in the hall with a beer, spiting them (as i am 21 and allowed to do so), and they were grilling two non-babson students about some shit that it clearly looked like they didnt do. Apparently, someone, in a divine act that would part the sea of campus spirit, slashed several of babos tires.
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AIM to friend
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