Taking the pulplit…
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Brothers and sisters, friends, comrades, colleagues, and esteemed associates:
I, the good Reverend Esby, pledge my allegiance to you and the revolution of this school. I’m a new contributor here on crapcampus.com, and I am proud to be on board with this fine organization of student activism. It’s about time somebody here put their money where their mouth is! We all bitch about this fuckin place, but how many of us have ever made an effort to do something? Now that in itself is a problem. But no more sitting on the sidelines of our college careers, watching our friends at other schools have the times of their lives. The revolution here! Get your asses up off that bench, trample down Coach Barefoot, and bum rush the Babo referrees!
Now with all that outta the way, why am I here? I’m here to finally have a fuckin voice at this place. Overcoming the tenure of our administration has been an insurmountable feat so far, but its time to take the power back. So they won’t play by our rules? Fine. We won’t play by theirs. So you got something to say? Something you want changed? PLEASE, tell me! CrapCampus.com is the voice and the weapon of the Babson student. The more we have to write about here, the more powerful our force. So with that in mind, please send all of your thoughts, frustrations, bitchings, and reports of idiotic behavior to me, Reverend Esby. I’ll be sure to throw it in a blog, and hey, maybe the Babson Slasher will come to your aid!
Get a hold of the good Reverend on AIM screenname: Reverend Esby.
I’ll be around almost all the time as this school has a nice way of keeping you attached to your laptop with our 23432 emails a day.
Thanks and check back soon for the first sermon.
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Dude, and the rest of you, I have to say that it sounds to me like you are all a bunch of whiners. It hasn’t occured to you yet that these “terrible” things that are happening to you are not a big deal and, worst of all, they happen to everyone everywhere else.
Basically, you guys need to grow up. Apparently you were very sheltered before you went to college, especially if the guy that made this site actually believed the brocher he received was something other than a gimmick. Any idiot would have known that, except folks as sheltered as you.
No college is a paradise. The same things that are happening to you happen to everyone else. When you enter “the real world”, it’s even worse.
You need to realize that life is not a cake walk and learn how to work with it instead of crying about it.
Excuse me, but can we talk about sheltered? Do you even go to this school? Please, grace us with where you are from. Please. Personally, the social life at my high school could show babson a thing or two bout cuttin loose a bit. Have you ever even been to a state school? Yeah we can slip by certain things, but in terms of social gatherings, Babson does not in any way offer any effort to truly promote a social community amongst its students. I’ll grant you with the fact that I am from the Midwest and our culture is generally a little bit more relaxed, but what goes on here at Babson is worse than living with my parents throughout highschool. I’ve had the best times of my life by escaping authority and getting out of my bubble. So in direct reply to “Me”: Hey! Numbskull! Why don’t you step off of babson’s campus onto a state school campus for a good weekend of parties. Come back and talk to me about what you consider being sheltered means then. If this person, “Me” (excuse me while I laugh at their boldness and originality), honestly thinks that they are having the best times of their life and are truly living without boundaries here on Babson’s campus, then please……
stay tuned for the rest of the story.
Coming soon, I promise,
Reverend Esby