The Sigma Kappa Myth
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Because you can’t believe everything you read on the internet, we try to find all the lies and expose the truth here on this completely honest, peer-reviewed blog. I recently stumbled upon an interesting entry in Urban Dictionary about Sigma Kappa. It’s common knowledge about the 60/40 ratio at Babson, but not much more is said. Which is why some people may get excited about a Sigma Kappa sorority at Babson after reading the Urban Dictionary listing.
National sorority guaranteed to have the hottest girls at all the local universities you’ve never heard of (plus a couple big name schools, i.e, Berkeley, UPenn, Florida, etc.). Powerhouse of Playboy pinups and low-budget porns. The sorority that dropped your fat ass during rush.
But be warned, that is not the Babson Sigma Kappa definition! That was surely sponsored by the girls within the sorority. I recommend you take a look further and find the definition that applies to Babson:
A national sorority that happens to be big at Babson College, a local college you’ve never heard of. While local universities may have the hotties, the local colleges like Babson do not. But they do have a ‘big’ presence on campus, that’s for sure. They are great people to know if you are looking for food, but be sure to get notice in advance. It will not last long.
Used in a sentence: The fat asses that got dropped during rush at UPenn ended up in Sigma Kappa at Babson.
Hopefully that clears things up.
-Olidammara
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Ok, before things get crazier than they already are, I will try to clear things up.
Our contributor “Oli” is short for Olidammara, a nickname chosen by a contributor from a while ago. You can see their bio on our contributors page from the old site. (http://crapcampus.com/contributors.htm)
I found out that there is actually someone named Oli, who has NOTHING to do with this post or this website. Please direct all of your criticism at Olidammara, who is quite rude and is aware of it and ready to hear your thoughts. (I think)
I can’t go into greater detail and can’t reveal any identities, though.
wow… someone is bitter. what did one of my sisters do to you? treat you like the waste of time that most Babson men are? sure this school ratio is 60/40 but as the women here say… “the odds are good but the goods are odd”.
the men at this school are:
too short. a girl can’t wear heels here without feeling like a giant. i’m not even that tall… 5’7″ and i feel like i look most guys in the eye when i’m in flipflops.
boring. they do nothing except drink and watch movies. i am sorry but you are supposed to be a college student. you are supposed to be exploring life and new things but most babson guys are doing even less than what they did in high school. now they just are working on acquiring a beer belly (and are very successful). its the women who run most of babson organizations. this is the first year in four years that we’ve had a guy as Student Gov’t Prez.
just plain jackasses. seriously, mothers who fail at raising their sons send them to babson. so atleast they can make some money when they graduate so their mothers feel that they at least gave their son the ability to support himself.
secondly, that second definition does not exist on urbandictionary. again, you, sir, are just a bitter idiot. my sisters are not “big”, we are average for this campus and thinner than the national average. i live with them, i see them walking around half dressed. i think i’m the authority. not you. get over yourself… stop acting like the babson male that you should be ashamed to be.
heh, heh. that’s pretty funny – i was wondering if “oli” was the Oli i know, didn’t seem like it at all. but either way, i think olidammara is going a bit far here. i’ll agree that babson doesn’t have a large number of attractive girls, but to be honest – there are some _very_ attractive members in sigma kappa. perhaps maybe even the hottest girls in the school. so i don’t think that jab is quite warranted. does anyone know if other business schools share the same fate, as far as the ratio is concerned?
but whatever and ever, i spent two years dreaming about attractive babson … uh, beavers? … until i realized it’s far easier to get tail off campus. if you’re not getting anyway (and it’s clear that olidammara isn’t – hahah), i suggest you get a dd and a few friends from other boston schools.
anyway, thanks for posting -
skeptical, would you care to share some stories with our readers about girls walking around half dressed (which, if you think about it, is a lot like half-naked)? I’m sure that would bring in some more readers and if you use the right words we could get a ton of traffic from popular Google searches
For the record, the sorority girls ARE fat here… and ugly.
Jackass_Male
dearest skeptical,
first off, let me just say this – fuck you. and i’m going to have to retract my previous comment concerning sigma. while i do disagree with olidammara and jackass male, if you are supposedly representative of the sigma kappa intelligence – well shit, i am not even going to try to defend your little sorority. if you treat people like this you don’t deserve my defense.
first, a quick lesson in responding to assholes. (didn’t your mother ever teach you this?) rule number one: don’t forget who made the comment. i don’t even know olidammara, and as such he doesn’t speak for me. yet you presume olidammara’s comments applies to the entire babson male community. that’s your first mistake.
mistake number two is attacking the entire male community. now that is about as far from classy as you can get. which, by the way, doesn’t seem to be keeping with the sigma tradition, does it?
so allow me to provide a counterpoint to your drunken rambling. babson breeds students who tend to clique together. i don’t really know many people (on a deeper level) at babson, and i think the majority of babson students feels this way. i mean, why else would the social scene suck so hard here? (excluding of course, barefoot, ocl, babo and company.) accordingly, you probably do not know what most babson males are doing. i personally do a shit load more, and of the male friends that i have – i’d say pretty much every one of them is doing more than they did in high school. i’ve started two ventures at babson but i don’t tell many people at babson what i am doing because i know they wouldn’t give a rats ass about it until it’s successful. that’s life at a business school.
and you’re right, some people would call be boring. but other people would call my funny. others might call me well traveled. still others would say that i know people (not to drop names or anything, but you see his name every day at the bottom of each facebook page.) and, despite what your comments clearly display, babson students in general are well connected, intelligent and very ambitious in their business-related pursuits. if you consider this boring, then ms. stretchpants – you’re at the wrong fucking school.
and did you seriously just insult all the mothers of male babson students? come on now, how low is that. my mother is currently instrumental in building one of the largest VA hospital for female iraq war veterans. she raised me to treat people with respect (maybe your mother was the one that failed.) and even though you don’t deserve it, i still feel obligated to treat you with at least some respect. so you should probably thank her for that, because i could be a hell of a lot worse.
so instead, i’ll show you mercy and end it here. you have completely and utterly embarrassed yourself and your sorority. you owe them and babson males in general an apology.
sincere regards,
fire barefoot
dear fire barefoot,
i am sorry you took so much offense to my reply to olidammara’s post. i was pretty pissed off when i wrote it. i guess after a few years at babson i have seen so many of my female friends get screwed over by babson guys in one way or another and that posting just was a little to much for me to swallow. particularly because it attacked something that is important to me that this olidammara guy knows very little about. whoever it is must have some hang up when it comes to sigma. i mean who really goes around looking up sororities in the urban dictionary?
it was several particular guys i was thinking of when i was writing my list of complaints of babson males. if you want specific citations and incidences for each complaint, i could give you quite a few but this is not the place for it. you may be an exception to the opinion i’ve formed while at babson.
just to let you know this isn’t really an apology like you were asking for because i think the point of this site is to get our frustrations out there unappoligetically, even if they aren’t quite completely accurate. rather, its just a clarification because i perhaps wasn’t as clear as i would have liked to have been because I was so angry.
I totally agree with Oli and jackass male. While it’s true that these women have the brains, none of them in the sorority is pretty. They wear too much makeup to cover up their faces. The MAJORITY of them is FAT. If you don’t know, let me tell you, anything over a size 6 is FAT. There are a couple girls that are skinny, but the rest are not! Learn how to take criticisms girls!!
BTW, this is about sigma kappa and not about your mothers or anyone else’s mothers. .