CrapCampus Founder Revealed!
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The secret has been killing me. For the past one and a half years, I’ve been hiding my identity from most of the general public. I have been trying to keep it a secret, but the day has come when I have to come out of the closet (so to speak.)
But first let me tell you a story. I’ve been working for Babson for three years now. In a department called Disaster Prevention. It’s like a cross between the PR department and Homeland Security. Babson is the only institution I’ve worked at with such a department, and rightfully so. You have no idea the shit that goes on that gets covered up before it has a chance to reach the public. Most of it is even hidden from CrapCampus.
I’ve seen it all. Fifth degree horrorcides, squirrelslaughter, you name it. But then that fateful day arrived.
One day I overheard some kids talking about how one got a ticket for parking in the fire lane. This person had to park in the fire lane near the building due to how tired they were, and the fact they didn’t want to walk very far. That sounds fine to me, but Babo wall all over that. They said something about how it wasn’t safe. Ok, but I mean, there wasn’t a fire at the time. I think it was a race issue, personally.
So I started this website from a student perspective to throw people off. That’s right, you weren’t even close to finding me! Hahahaha. (in that evil laugh style)
But today I will reveal myself. My name is Winthrop Sebastian Sockfoot.
Happy April Fools Day!
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Winthrop, I am VERY disappointed in you.
I can’t believe it’s you!
honestly, the fire lane thing is legit,,, and i dont think it had to do with race. they have a system here- and some of that is governed by law. for us to “not like it” and deem it a “race issue” is just ignorant. its a fire hazard. IF THERE WERE EVER a fire, they would need that lane, and if someone were in it, it wouldnt be possible. its called the Broken Window effect. Malcolm Gladwell writes about it in his book The Tipping Point. If there is a building in new york city, and one window breaks- if they dont fix it, soon there will be a second, and a third broken window. People will view the building as less valueable and be more likely to break windows.
So to, if one person parks in the firelane, more people will start to follow suit- and it is babo’s job to make sure it doesnt happen. They are simply doing their job.
bitchtittys, you’re reading a little too deep into this. did you not notice the blatant references to this being an April Fools joke?
whatever dude, im deep.