What the f*ck?
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Oh, Babson e-mail, how I fucking loathe you. Yet, I can’t stop compulsively checking you….
Before I go address an e-mail I found this morning in my Babson inbox, I would like to offer a solution to the junk that suffocates all Ugrads. Get First Class. Private schools use it, other colleges use it. You can create conferences and seperate announcements to the entire class that people can choose to view. You can also create conferences that are dedicated to CAB or Academic Services so we don’t get bombarded by Babson’s version of spam.
Stop sending me pointless e-mails, like the one below where you describe a senior send off party with bling and condoms. Your telling me that I worked my fucking ass off and your sending me off with a condom and some fake bling?
I’m am LOLing in class. Thank you, Babson.
—–Original Message—–
Sent: Wed 5/2/2007 9:40 AM
Subject: New York New York
Come get your NYC condoms
And Make-Your-Own Bling!
Who: All Ugrads
What: Senior Send-Off Party
When: Thursday, May 3rd
9 P.M. – Midnight
Where: Knight
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I guess you’d need them for when Babson fucks you for (hopefully) the last time… me? I’m not so lucky…
when will the admin realize that 99% of students trash any email that comes from them – as most is useless.
Why don’t they have TWO mass email accounts- one that if for standard crap, the other for really really important stuff like- The ONE warning of housing lottery, ONE warmning about plowing lots, ONE warning about final graduation preperations, etc.
That way, those that filter all mass babson emails might actually get the important ones…..
I’m from NYC and I’m quite offended with the way my great state is being portrayed. Is that the best way NY can be represented? Am I supposed to be a gang banger rapper who wears a lot of “bling” because I am from NY? I know it is supposed to be in good fun, but I don’t appreciate this stereotype from Babson. NY has so much more to offer than BLING.
It’s our pathetic school’s sad attempt to be “hip.” Those condoms would’ve been a lot more useful when Babson was raw-dogging my ass over the past 4 years. A tuition refund would’ve been much more effective. Or maybe even a send-off where each senior gets to choose one Babson administrator to smash in the face with a shovel.
The funny thing is that you know there’s a bunch of kids around campus that saw that e-mail and got so excited they shit their pants a little. I don’t know which is sadder–the brutal send-off or the kids that have experienced so little of the world. I just hope those kids don’t hang the bling on the rear-view mirror of the new audi daddy bought them.