Brothers and sisters, friends, comrades, colleagues, and esteemed associates:

I, the good Reverend Esby, pledge my allegiance to you and the revolution of this school. I’m a new contributor here on crapcampus.com, and I am proud to be on board with this fine organization of student activism. It’s about time somebody here put their money where their mouth is! We all bitch about this fuckin place, but how many of us have ever made an effort to do something? Now that in itself is a problem. But no more sitting on the sidelines of our college careers, watching our friends at other schools have the times of their lives. The revolution here! Get your asses up off that bench, trample down Coach Barefoot, and bum rush the Babo referrees!

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